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Helpful Tips & Fun
Hangover Remedies
So you were over served last night uh. Here are a few quick fixes that might help alleviate your pain. Each one is color coded to meet your ailing symptom(s). Most of these can be found at a health store.
| REMEDIES |
| Drinks |
Herbal / Pills |
Foods |
| 1. Bloody Mary, Screwdriver, Mimosa or a beer |
1. Sob’r-K |
1. 10 fresh strawberries |
| 2. Plenty of Water |
2. Nux Vomica |
2. Umeboshi Plums |
| 3. 7-up |
3. Ginger (500 mg) |
3. Breads and Cereals |
| 4. Ginger tea |
4. E-mergen-C |
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| 5. Any Juices (i.e. orange juice) - try 1 glass orange juice, 1 tsp lime juice, and a pinch of cumin |
5. Multivitamin |
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Dehydrated |
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Headache |
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Upset Stomach |
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No Energy |
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All of the Above |
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6. B-complex (100 mg) |
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7. B-12 (2,500 mcg) |
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8. Any fever flu |
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*Avoid -Caffine drinks (coffee, coke..)
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PICK UP LINES AND COME BACKS
Man : Where have you been all my life?
Woman :Hiding from you
Man : Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman :Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman :Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
Man : Your place or mine?
Woman :Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man : So, what do you do for a living?
Woman :I am a female impersonator.
Man : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman : Do not enter.
Man : How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman :Unfertilized
Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman :But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman :If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. |
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MAKE A TOAST IN THEIR HOME LANGUAGE
Austrian
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: Prosit |
| Brazilian |
: Saude. Viva |
| Chinese |
: Gom Bay |
| Danish |
: Skol |
| Dutch |
: Proost |
| Finnish |
: Kippis |
| French |
: Sante |
| German |
: Prosit |
| Hawaiian |
: Okole Maluna, Hauoul Maoul oe, Meul Kaulkama |
| Irish |
: Slainte |
| Italian |
: A la tu Salute |
| Japanese |
: Kam Pai |
| Mexican |
: Salud |
| Norwegian |
: Skol |
| Russian |
: Na Zdorovia |
| Spanish |
: Salud |
| Swedish |
: Skol |
| Zulu |
: Oogy Wawaa |
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BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL CHART
Number of Drinks per Hour
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1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
100 lbs |
.038 |
.075 |
.113 |
.150 |
.188 |
.225 |
120 lbs |
.031 |
.063 |
.094 |
.125 |
.156 |
.188 |
140 lbs |
.027 |
.054 |
.080 |
.107 |
.134 |
.161 |
160 lbs |
.023 |
.047 |
.070 |
.094 |
.117 |
.141 |
180 lbs |
.021 |
.042 |
.063 |
.083 |
.104 |
.123 |
200 lbs |
.019 |
.038 |
.056 |
.075 |
.094 |
.113 |
220 lbs |
.017 |
.034 |
.051 |
.068 |
.085 |
.102 |
240 lbs |
.016 |
.031 |
.047 |
.063 |
.078 |
.094 |
1 drink = 1 mixed cocktail = 6 oz glass of wine = 1 pint of ale
The above chart is only to be used as a guide, Do not Drink and Drive!
If you’re questionable don’t bother! A taxi is a lot cheaper than a lawyer |
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GIVING YOUR FRIEND(S) THE D.U.I FIELD TEST (Driving Under the Influence)
1. Walk The Line – Find a straight line somewhere flat, ask them to take 10 heal-to-toe steps along the line with their hands at their side, on the tenth step, make them turn around and take another 10 steps back, make sure they count loudly and don’t skip any numbers. If they stumble or don’t count they fail.
2. The Simple Trick Question – Ask your friend(s) a simple question such as reciting the alphabet starting at a given letter or counting backwards from 24 in multiples of 3. If they ask you what or cannot answer, they fail.
3. Follow the Pen – Have them cover one eye and hold their head straight, take a pen and move it across their face about 6 inches away in a left to right motion slowly, ask them to follow the pen with their eye, watch their eye, if you notice the eye twitching when the pen is to the right or left of their head, they failed.
4. Stand & count – Ask your friend(s) to stand with one leg atleast 6 inches off the ground and their hands at their side, ask them to count to thirty. If they stumble, they fail.
5. Head Back Palms Up – Be careful with this one – Find a spot with plenty of space, ask your friend(s) to hold their arms straight out with their palms facing up and feet together, next ask them to tilt their head back with their eyes closed. If they fall they fail.
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GREAT QUOTES |
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| You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. |
| Frank Zappa |
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| Always do sober what you said you do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. |
| Ernest Hemmingway |
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| Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. |
| Winston Churchill |
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| He was a wise man who invented beer. |
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| Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. |
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| Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink |
| Lady Astor to Winston Churchill |
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| Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. |
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| Sir, you’re drunk! |
| Lady Astor to Winston Churchill |
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| Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. |
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| If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. |
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| Work is the curse of the drinking class. |
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
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| Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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| If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. |
| Deep thought, Jack Handy |
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| Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. |
| Dave Barry |
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| The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. |
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| Why is American Beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine |
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| People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot |
| Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI |
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| Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. |
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| I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. |
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| Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
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| Drink to make other people interesting. |
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| They who drink beer will think beer. |
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- For whom the bell tolls, |
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| You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. |
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| All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. |
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